Sometimes you may think that a baby is giving you the stink eye… and other times? You know they are. Most of the time, kids can be little angels, worthy of pinched cheeks and big bear hugs. (After all, kids are kids. What’s the worst they could do?) As it turns out, children can be evil geniuses.

These kids don’t care. And when they don’t care, they let terrible and hilarious things happen. It’s kind of awesome as long as you’re not on the receiving end.

1.) You like coffee? I hope you like it in your lap.

2.) I party hard, mom.

3.) Now daddy can be as pretty as me!

4.) Gratitude? I DON’T THINK SO.

5.) She ate the purple people eater.

6.) It’s the thought that counts. Right?

7.) Must destroy ALL the things!

8.) This is the day he learned how to do a head stand.

9.) FOLDED CLOTHES? Nope.

10.) This is the face of EVIL.

11.) She fixed her little sister.

12.) BOOM.

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13.) This had to be on purpose.

14.) Grandpa was never the same.

15.) Epic fail … or epic win?

16.) Like a balla.

17.) NO CAKE FOR YOU.

(H/T BuzzFeed)

If you want to have kids, know this: there will be a time that they destroy something you love and all they can do is smile. You may think it’s innocence… but IS IT?

Share these hilariously awful kids with your friends or other parents. Let them know they aren’t alone.